Горячие турецкие юноши - удивительные существа. Именно существа, ибо на людей, по крайней мере на homo sapiens они не тянут ни коим образом. С удивительным упорством они пытаются говорить с людьми из другой страны на своем басурманском наречии, искренне удивляясь тому, что кто-то в мире может не знать их языка. Поняв, что по-турецки потрепаться им не светит, они (некоторые из них, наиболее продвинутые) переходят на корявейший английский. Они игнорируют вопросы, им вообще плевать, что говорит собеседник. Практически все без исключения просят фотографию. Иногда складывается впечатление, что на другом конце провода сидит робот. Причем довольно плохо написанный. Я допускаю, что в Турции есть нормальные люди. Однако, эти отморозки, на мой взгляд, просто-таки дискредетируют турецкий народ с глазах мирового сообщества.
Наткнувшись на несколько сохраненных логов с этими загадочными тварями, я решил выложить их для всенародного обозрения. Особенно мне понравилось вот это:
merhaba!.. sizinle konusmak istiyorum
You are stupid?
no my name is erol
Практика показала, что подобную забавную тупость проявляют и представители некоторых других южных народов, в частности, Азербайджана. Если этот лог не утерян, помещу его сюда же.
*Примечание: Кэлен - ник моей сестрицы, из-под которого писал я, т.к. она не знает английского яз.
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ICQ History Log For:
174883000
SpEeD
Started on Tue Nov 26 05:36:58 2002
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SpEeD 26/11/02 5:10 hiiii :-)
Кэлен 26/11/02 5:10 Hi.
SpEeD 26/11/02 5:11 how are you
Кэлен 26/11/02 5:11 did u read info?
SpEeD 26/11/02 5:11 :-)
Кэлен 26/11/02 5:11 So did u?
SpEeD 26/11/02 5:12 lover to look for
Кэлен 26/11/02 5:13 DID YOU READ my info?
SpEeD 26/11/02 5:14 how old are you
Кэлен 26/11/02 5:14 Answer my question.
SpEeD 26/11/02 5:14 no
Кэлен 26/11/02 5:14 So do it NOW.
SpEeD 26/11/02 5:14 ok
SpEeD 26/11/02 5:15 sitting
SpEeD 26/11/02 5:16 you
Кэлен 26/11/02 5:16 Learn English first. I don't talk to people who cannot understand me. Bye.
SpEeD 26/11/02 5:17 okэ byee your photo to exist
Кэлен 26/11/02 5:18 what my photo?
SpEeD 26/11/02 5:18 yes
SpEeD 26/11/02 5:19 your photo to exit my
Кэлен 26/11/02 5:19 WHAT YES? Find yourself turkish girl and chat. Or learn English first.
SpEeD 26/11/02 5:20 no my favorite ruusian girl
Кэлен 26/11/02 5:21 You English is too poor for me.
SpEeD 26/11/02 5:21 yes
Кэлен 26/11/02 5:21 So?
SpEeD 26/11/02 5:22 why
Кэлен 26/11/02 5:22 Why what?
SpEeD 26/11/02 5:23 to know
SpEeD 26/11/02 5:23 :=)
Кэлен 26/11/02 5:23 Are you stupid?
SpEeD 26/11/02 5:23 no
SpEeD 26/11/02 5:24 to get angry
Кэлен 26/11/02 5:24 Then you should answer my questions. And you should read my info and see that i don't mess with turkish.
SpEeD 26/11/02 5:26 your photo to send me
Кэлен 26/11/02 5:26 No. Bye.
SpEeD 26/11/02 5:26 okэ byee good bye
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ICQ History Log For:
18874904
Mkarabiber
Started on Thu Nov 28 01:12:39 2002
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Mkarabiber 28.11.02 0:48 selam
Кэлен 28.11.02 0:48 males
Mkarabiber 28.11.02 0:48 what ?
Кэлен 28.11.02 0:48 I have a backwards day.
Mkarabiber 28.11.02 0:49 TURKEY
Mkarabiber 28.11.02 0:50 :(
Mkarabiber 28.11.02 0:50 TЬRKЗE LЬTFEN
Кэлен 28.11.02 0:50 NO TURKISH ENGLISH ONLY
Mkarabiber 28.11.02 0:51 himm
Mkarabiber 28.11.02 0:51 my name is mustafa karabiber 40 years samsun turkey u ?
Кэлен 28.11.02 0:52 What do you want from me?
Mkarabiber 28.11.02 0:53 yes
Кэлен 28.11.02 0:53 Do you speak English?
Mkarabiber 28.11.02 0:54 yes
Кэлен 28.11.02 0:54 THIS IS NOT YES/NO question. Answer or bog off.
Mkarabiber 28.11.02 0:55 YES
Кэлен 28.11.02 0:56 WHAT "YES"? The question was "What do you want from me?"
Mkarabiber 28.11.02 0:59 himm
Mkarabiber 28.11.02 0:59 asl pls
Mkarabiber 28.11.02 0:59 what is your name
Кэлен 28.11.02 1:00 You didn't answer my question. I'm waiting.
Mkarabiber 28.11.02 1:02 meet
Кэлен 28.11.02 1:03 How are you gonna meet me?
Кэлен 28.11.02 1:03 I remind u: we are 1000's miles away.
Mkarabiber 28.11.02 1:04 :))
Mkarabiber 28.11.02 1:05 yes
Mkarabiber 28.11.02 1:05 your photo ?
Кэлен 28.11.02 1:05 You didn't answer my question again. I'm waiting.
Mkarabiber 28.11.02 1:08 question what
Кэлен 28.11.02 1:08 GO AND STUDY ENGLISH, mister, Ok? When you can talk - I will talk to you.
Mkarabiber 28.11.02 1:10 :-<:-<:-<:-<:-<:-<
Mkarabiber 28.11.02 1:10 :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Кэлен 28.11.02 1:10 What?
Mkarabiber 28.11.02 1:10 GO AND STUDY ENGLISH, mister, Ok? When you can talk - I will talk to you. :((((((((((((((((((
Кэлен 28.11.02 1:11 So why I should repeat all my questions to you? Bye.
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ICQ History Log For:
171095632
ordu85
Started on Mon Dec 02 09:38:53 2002
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ordu85 02/12/02 9:24 merhaba nasэlsэnэz
Кэлен 02/12/02 9:24 English only
ordu85 02/12/02 9:25 I M SPEAK TURKSH YES
Кэлен 02/12/02 9:26 ENGLISH ONLY
ordu85 02/12/02 9:26 I M FROM TURKEY AND ЭSTANBUL
Кэлен 02/12/02 9:28 Ok
ordu85 02/12/02 9:28 hello
ordu85 02/12/02 9:28 tanэюalэm lьtfen my name is musa
Кэлен 02/12/02 9:28 Fine.
ordu85 02/12/02 9:29 :-)
ordu85 02/12/02 9:34 merhaba nerdesin?your name is foto?
ordu85 02/12/02 9:34 sanal68@mynet. com ok.
Кэлен 02/12/02 9:35 No foto.
ordu85 02/12/02 9:35 lьtfen
Кэлен 02/12/02 9:36 English only
ordu85 02/12/02 9:36 englэsh зok az
Кэлен 02/12/02 9:37 ENGLISH ONLY
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ICQ History Log For:
54424153
BOGART
Started on Mon Dec 02 09:39:44 2002
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BOGART 02/12/02 9:23 gьnaydэn nasэlsэnэz?? :-)
BOGART 02/12/02 9:23 hii how are you? :-)
Кэлен 02/12/02 9:23 Ok
BOGART 02/12/02 9:24 where are you from?
Кэлен 02/12/02 9:24 Info
BOGART 02/12/02 9:25 I fuck you please?
Кэлен 02/12/02 9:25 Fuck yourself, pervert.
BOGART 02/12/02 9:27 u anal fuck
BOGART 02/12/02 9:27 blowjobs?
Кэлен 02/12/02 9:28 I said clearly: FUCK YOURSELF. C'mon, go ahead and don't bother normal people.
BOGART 02/12/02 9:28 u vagina fuck
Кэлен 02/12/02 9:29 R u STUPID?
BOGART 02/12/02 9:30 u tits a bite
Кэлен 02/12/02 9:30 ARE YOU STUPID?
BOGART 02/12/02 9:31 no
Кэлен 02/12/02 9:31 THen you should understand that i do not support cyber sex.
BOGART 02/12/02 9:31 u mouth put
Кэлен 02/12/02 9:32 You ARE stupid.
BOGART 02/12/02 9:32 to whisper privately to each other
Кэлен 02/12/02 9:33 Shut up.
BOGART 02/12/02 9:33 my penis 27 cm delicious
BOGART 02/12/02 9:33 butts fuck
Кэлен 02/12/02 9:34 You ARE stupid.
BOGART 02/12/02 9:34 if ficke dainen mute
Кэлен 02/12/02 9:34 You ARE stupid.
Кэлен 02/12/02 9:34 You ARE stupid.
Кэлен 02/12/02 9:34 You ARE stupid.
Кэлен 02/12/02 9:34 You ARE stupid.
Кэлен 02/12/02 9:34 You ARE stupid.
Кэлен 02/12/02 9:34 Stupid mother fucker.
Кэлен 02/12/02 9:34 Stupid mother fucker.
Кэлен 02/12/02 9:34 Stupid mother fucker.
Кэлен 02/12/02 9:35 Stupid mother fucker.
Кэлен 02/12/02 9:35 Stupid mother fucker.
Кэлен 02/12/02 9:35 Stupid mother fucker.
BOGART 02/12/02 9:35 u mother fuck
Кэлен 02/12/02 9:35 Fuck off.
BOGART 02/12/02 9:35 fuck u
Кэлен 02/12/02 9:35 Turkish dumbass.
BOGART 02/12/02 9:36 why?
Кэлен 02/12/02 9:37 You're asking? You are stupid. I sayed: NO CYBER and you like cannot read.
BOGART 02/12/02 9:37 do you have a pic?
Кэлен 02/12/02 9:37 Yes. But not for you.
BOGART 02/12/02 9:38 please
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ICQ History Log For:
173967057
BoSs_
Started on Wed Dec 04 04:53:41 2002
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BoSs_ 04/12/02 4:36 selam&merhaba fuck off!!!!!! hahahaha!!!
Кэлен 04/12/02 4:36 You are smart. I adore.
BoSs_ 04/12/02 4:38 yes but you wrэte эf anyone say me selam э say hэm fuck off then э say эt to you earlyer...:)
Кэлен 04/12/02 4:39 Oh, thank you, so much.
BoSs_ 04/12/02 4:40 no problem :)) эf you want we talk
Кэлен 04/12/02 4:40 I could, but what can we talk about?
BoSs_ 04/12/02 4:42 how эs amerэca talk about эt and more эssues (my englэsh not good :) ) are you a student?
Кэлен 04/12/02 4:43 First thing: I'm not american. I changed my nationality in ICQ.
BoSs_ 04/12/02 4:44 where are you from???
Кэлен 04/12/02 4:44 Russia. Can you answer my question?
BoSs_ 04/12/02 4:45 whэch questэon??
Кэлен 04/12/02 4:46 Why all turkish guys begin to talk in Turkish? Why do they think I know it. This is rediculous! I may know English or French, but not Turkish...
BoSs_ 04/12/02 4:48 because they are stupэd but I'm not I know how I start to speak are you a student??or what?__
Кэлен 04/12/02 4:48 Yes, im student.
BoSs_ 04/12/02 4:49 unэversэty??
Кэлен 04/12/02 4:50 Yes. Ok, I'm done with Internet 4 today. Bye.
BoSs_ 04/12/02 4:50 have you got any photos???
Кэлен 04/12/02 4:50 not now
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ICQ History Log For:
68340436
((::MadPoet::))
Started on Wed Dec 04 04:52:50 2002
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((::MadPoe 04/12/02 4:35 merhaba!.. sizinle konusmak istiyorum
Кэлен 04/12/02 4:35 You are stupid?
((::MadPoe 04/12/02 4:36 no my name is erol
Кэлен 04/12/02 4:36 Why did you start talking turkish to me?
((::MadPoe 04/12/02 4:38 i'm turk
Кэлен 04/12/02 4:38 I don't care who you are. Why did you talk turkish to the person, who is not from Turkey?
((::MadPoe 04/12/02 4:41 i don't know
Кэлен 04/12/02 4:41 Don't you think that this is impolite?
((::MadPoe 04/12/02 4:42 excuse me
((::MadPoe 04/12/02 4:43 what is your name?
Кэлен 04/12/02 4:43 See info.
((::MadPoe 04/12/02 4:44 Maria??
Кэлен 04/12/02 4:44 Right.
((::MadPoe 04/12/02 4:46 ivanova?
Кэлен 04/12/02 4:46 Yes.
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ICQ History Log For:
65562009
``tequila``
Started on Wed Dec 04 04:54:39 2002
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``tequila` 04/12/02 4:21 seni hissetmek istiyorum...
Кэлен 04/12/02 4:21 ENGLISH ONLY
``tequila` 04/12/02 4:23 э want to touch you...
Кэлен 04/12/02 4:23 How you gonna do that? Have a ticket to Russia?
``tequila` 04/12/02 4:25 :)
``tequila` 04/12/02 4:25 only thinking
Кэлен 04/12/02 4:26 Think as mush as you wish, it is up to you.
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ICQ History Log For:
176768476
afevzitatar
Started on Thu Dec 05 10:53:14 2002
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afevzitata 05/12/02 10:44 merhaba nasэlsэn??
Кэлен 05/12/02 10:44 ???
afevzitata 05/12/02 10:45 hi how are you??
Кэлен 05/12/02 10:45 I'm ok. Why do you write in turkish? Don't you think it is impolite?
afevzitata 05/12/02 10:46 do you speak turkish
Кэлен 05/12/02 10:46 Why should I speak turkish? It's hillarious!
Кэлен 05/12/02 10:46 Turkish is not English or French or Spanish, you should know that.
afevzitata 05/12/02 10:47 tьrkзe biliyonmu??
Кэлен 05/12/02 10:47 English ONLY
afevzitata 05/12/02 10:47 okey
Кэлен 05/12/02 10:48 So you didn't answer my questions. I'm waiting.
afevzitata 05/12/02 10:48 I am bad english speak
Кэлен 05/12/02 10:48 If you cannot speak why do you try to speak to me?
Кэлен 05/12/02 10:48 Find yourself someone from Turkey.
afevzitata 05/12/02 10:49 where you from
Кэлен 05/12/02 10:49 See info
Кэлен 05/12/02 10:49 New York
afevzitata 05/12/02 10:49 o my god!!
Кэлен 05/12/02 10:49 What?
afevzitata 05/12/02 10:49 veryyyyyyy
afevzitata 05/12/02 10:50 I am sory !!
Кэлен 05/12/02 10:50 About what?
afevzitata 05/12/02 10:52 do you not speak english I am sory!!
Кэлен 05/12/02 10:52 I don't understand you.
afevzitata 05/12/02 10:52 yes not understand